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Comedy Central
Jan 10, 2013 11:00pm PST
. >> president obama will nominate his chief of staff at the white house jack lew toll bet next -- to be the next treasury secretary. >> it will be his signature at the bottom of our currency. it will look something like this. [ laughter ] >> jon: that injure signature? or jut -- that is your significant in signature or are you testing to see if the pen works? [ laughter ] hey, lew, shire -- here is a tip, stop signing your checks on the teacup ride at disney world. [ laughter ] the only way you are allowed to have that as your signature is if your name is booooing, boooing, please come firm jack lew. please confirm jack lew. i have to have this man as treasury secretary. seriously if this guy gets confirmed it would be the second most ridiculous signature only to appear on our money thanks to buchanan's secretary oliver lewis ottingham. i see the audience went to seventh grade like i did. [ laughter ] i'm 50. can can tell you why guy who will find him rolling in jack lew doodle stacks as money will soon be called, al gore. >> former vice president al gore say richer man tonight about $100 millio
Comedy Central
Jan 15, 2013 11:00pm PST
. so after seven years silence broken. i bet he laid down a hell of a judicial stemwinding after seven years. >> the transcript picked up only four words. [ laughter ] >> jon: well i beat he made them count. you know? what did he say. >> justice scalia made a joke about yale law school. justice thomas' alma mater and according to the court transcript he said, well, he did not -- and that's all he said. [ laughter ] >> jon: well he did not? i was going to after seven years you have to make them out. you're out of order! luke, i'm your father. that is unconstitutional. you can't handle the -- that's four (bleep). well, he did not. what does that even mean. >> what thomas appeared to be suggesting was that an ivy league degree didn't necessarily mean the lawyer was qualified and the courtroom erupted in laughter. >> jon: really? [ laughter ] good room. so that's your only equip you've been there seven years and no other equips. not a -- that's what she said? sounds like my wedding night. nothing? aristocrats, nothing? probably the last time we'll hear from him. you know he's going to pull
Comedy Central
Jan 24, 2013 11:00pm PST
to do while you are out, pal? >> i always wanted to finish high school. >> jon: how much you want to bet the blinker was on the whole time they were driving? please we will -- welcome back to the show christopher walken. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] how are you? >> good. >> jon: just that one scene, the simplest of scenes, the simplest of the tasks, driving in a car down a street, you, pacino, do you have any idea how many people want to be in that car? >> it's true. [ laughter ] you know, these scenes take a long time and we were in -- when you are doing a shot in a car, you are on a flatbed and you are going and you spend a lot of time just sitting in the truck. that was really the best part. >> jon: getting to hang out with those guys. who is the chattiest amongst you? would you it be arki in the chattiest? >> arkin is chatty. you might not suspect that al was chatty but he is. >> jon: i with not suspect that. >> yes. and i'm pretty chatty so -- >> jon: you could see that. i could see that. [ laughter ] would it make a difference when you were sitting in different posit
Comedy Central
Jan 28, 2013 11:00pm PST
them. i'm not sure but they may bet ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight emmy-winning sportscaster for nbc, please welcome back to the program bob costas. ( cheers and applause ) nice to see you. >> how are you doing jon: always good to have a guest on that i can swap jackets with. we're going to talk sports. there's nothing that i like better than talking sports but before we get to the sports i have to talk to you about you found yourself at the center of a plit conversation when at half time during a football game tragedy in kansas city. >> right jon: with the football player who killed himself and then his girlfriend. you spoke of a gun culture >> right jon: and... quoted jason whitt lock a columnist from kansas city and now writes for the fox sports website who never mentioned the second amendment or gun control but talked about a gun culture which i do believe exists. it's an attitude toward guns. obviously i think any sane person believes that we ought not to have high capacity magazines and assault rifles and that there ought to be background checks. yo
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